Monday, September 13, 2010

MEET THE GROMS

Lucky McGee

What would you name a TV show about a crazy awesome board rider with a zany sense of humor running a skate company with his shred-tastic brothers? Gnarly Inc. thats what.
SGDB Skater Guys Dig Betties.

Schmack Tastic

If you look up the definition or hardcore in the dictionary you would see a picture of this kid.
Whether acid dropping out of a tree in the backyard or shredding the skatepark like he stole it this kid rips. There is more talent and style in this one kid than there is in entire sunday school classes.
SGDB Skate Good Don't Bail.

Frankie Q Eyeballs

This guy rips. Put him on a skate board, snow board or even a safari skate and he will rule it so hard. Your mom wishes you were this cool.
SGDB Sissies Golf Dudes Board.
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Money Cash

I just grew this $Cash nonchalantly tells me when I pick him up from school one day. He is just rad like that. Believe him, or don't, he doesn't care, he doesn't need your approval. If you were this rad you wouldn't care either.
SGDB Sea Gulls Drop Bombs.
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Meat Face

What smells terrible, leaves a slimy snail trail of face juice everywhere she goes, constantly bakes air biscuits, drops disgusting slobber soaked treasures in your lap, deafens you when she barks, runs four-wheelers through vinyl fences, terrifies the neighbors and leaves land mines the size of cow pie frisbees?
Meet Duece Box Meat Face. Who, despite all of the above, is such an awesome dog.
When people see her coming they start reaching for their mace and mentally planning an escape route. Then after spending a few minutes with her they are sratching a bald spot between her ears while cooing "whos the bestest dog ever? You are, you're the bestest dog ever."
SGDB She Gnaws Dog Biscuits.
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Nadia Lott

Not everyone can tear it up on four wheels, some have to use their legs. But, tear it up she does. This here dog is the naughtiest thing on four legs.
When you meet her you see her adorable corkscrew tail, tiny prancing feet, eager attentive face and want to shower her with belly rubs and high pitched baby talk.
Then you clean her poo off of carpet, you spent $400.00 to clean, every single day for ten months and pick up garbage spread through four room every time you leave the house.
Then you see her adorable corkscrew tail, tiny prancing feet, eager attentive face and think- who wants to play punt the puppy?
SGDB Sweet Girls Don't Bite.
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